Think I’m dying

Wonderful night out with my Josie watching Jesse perform in his musical. He was simply spectacular even though he is sick once again with Glandular Fever. A lovely evening

Managing to puke up the two things I’ve eaten today

Well done body well fucking done

Because you obviously cared so much

Tired of trying

Reasoning with your kitten that it is in fact bed time and this means he should stop gnawing on your iPod cord/phone charger/wrist and go to sleep

It’s not about being conceited it’s about knowing my own intelligence and self worth

It’s also something I happen to say a lot after helping friends out with a problem. To be perfectly honest I don’t think I have pretty face at all

And I’d you really want to have a go why don’t you come off Anon

That sinking feeling where you just want to puke